tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-343989182024-03-08T07:19:04.805+08:00GIS EYEa group of students' view of everyday going-ons in an international school, providing the BIG PICTURE for your sensual enjoymentClemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-46314641582021552912010-07-22T20:46:00.002+08:002010-07-23T03:03:40.946+08:00Cesspit Chronology<div style="text-align: center;"><a target='_blank' href='http://img59.imageshack.us/i/timelinev2.png/'><img src='http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3500/timelinev2.png' border='0'/></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-47135868064039468862010-05-31T21:45:00.006+08:002010-07-22T21:46:25.594+08:00More nonsense from GISEYE<span style="font-style: italic;">'Musings of a very busy man'</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXjDG3xNckW1TzS1pMjtGzkpWBP8_HpybhiNv7SbYbZfc4aGx6W2iY5GAevYZBjKkyomSm6uJ1AhbmM7-mJEwvRNWdgIonT6abi6G8Y02bgsud_gISsWblBy-R2l8upJG9A3bCcA/s1600/weng.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXjDG3xNckW1TzS1pMjtGzkpWBP8_HpybhiNv7SbYbZfc4aGx6W2iY5GAevYZBjKkyomSm6uJ1AhbmM7-mJEwvRNWdgIonT6abi6G8Y02bgsud_gISsWblBy-R2l8upJG9A3bCcA/s400/weng.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477475837513095378" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- GISEYE</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-21829282536829404692010-05-31T18:59:00.009+08:002010-06-01T20:35:37.310+08:00GISEYE EXCLUSIVE Ex-GIS Breakthrough Artist Act ReportAnn Choong, sister of Ian Choong, both former students of GIS, is currently thrusting herself forward to break into the competitive ex-GIS music scene with her latest venture, the cryptically named ‘LilAnnieC’.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Smashing the past</span><br /><br />GISEYE can report that precisely five months ago, in a bout of severe manic melancholy and smashing her previous project, the online faecal-name-inclined musings of ‘anniepoooooo.blogspot.com’, into the proverbial gutter, Ann Choong (known simply as ‘LilAnnieC’ to her close personal friends) bought a guitar, laptop and chair, and proceeded to sing songs written by other artists, record herself doing so, and upload them to popular video site, ‘youtube.com’.<br /><br />While initially attempting to challenge the spoken word releases of Clement Chew’s famed GISEYE blogcasts, 'LilAnnieC' - the name being a clever play on the health supplement 'Vitamin C' - quickly found that her melodic drones were building a fan base somewhat in excess of that of Clements’.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Early days</span><br /><br />Garnering an impressive 26 views in her first week, Ann Choong swiftly capitalised on the interest stirred in ex-GIS music and soon found herself tentatively treading the path to modest musical stardom formerly home to ex-GIS musical dignitaries Brian Tan, Leon Jala, Gregory Das, and Johan Abdul Rahman. Notwithstanding other ex-GIS eminents to have expressed an inclination towards music: Andy 'drums' Chan, Adzim 'either drums or guitar' Halim, Mohammad 'classical guitar' Aboljadayel, Jeon 'piano' Chae-Won, and the shortlived yet impactful vocal duo of Menzie 'Skeleton' Kee and Verun 'Chopra' Narula.<br /><br />Indeed, Clement Chew, off the record, notes that Matthew Rust enjoys playing the guitar.<br /><br />Inspired by such a bastion of ex-GIS musical talent, passing the critical 100 views mark over the next few months, Ann Choong faced a trilemma:<br /><br />1. Thrust forward into the classically-inclined world admist eminents such as piano-dabbler Clement Chew and Malaysian Concert Violinist Jia Wii Hue.<br /><br />2. Mount the pop ‘golden years’ pedestal formerly occupied by the now defunct soft rock cover band ‘Black Shirt Mondays’.<br /><br />3. Venture into the uncertain world of singer-songwriter-dom currently home to such luminaries as ex-GIS U18 A team goal poacher ‘Ben Rynjah’.<br /><br />In a revealing interview with GISEYE, Ann Choong humbly implied but did not confirm that she had chosen the latter route.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Response from fans</span><br /><br />Response on the ground has been positive. Ex-GIS notable, Aarti Samtani, who co-starred (though did not sing) in a play during Sixth Form stated in a hard-hitting observation, ‘Ann genuinely surprised me with her talent and unique voice. I sincerely hope she puts herself out there more because there just isn't enough real talent in the music industry anymore.’<br /><br />Chris Ho, who, along with being regularly chosen for a number of key leadership positions, personally setup the sound stage for a number of important assemblies throughout a glittering tenure at GIS, was unavailable for comment.<br /><br />GIS luminary, spectacles wearer and author of 'The Narrow Road', Lee Weng Yew, commented, 'she sounds pretty good.'<br /><br />The enigmatic Jeremy Goh, fellow spectacles wearer and veteran of the GIS lunch time football scene, enthused, 'she sounds amazing.'<br /><br />Elsewhere, self-styled ‘Pro’, Henry Yen, lumped over a healthy chunk of constructive criticism: ‘She has a unique tone. Possibly due to lack of equipment, her voice is overly gentle. So improvement on equipment may cause improvement in singing.’ Off the record, Henry Yen informally retorted with yet more constructive commentary along the lines of, ‘she might consider an intro, like a 10sec intro.’<br /><br />This cumulative praise has though not gone to the head of the level-headed Ann Choong. In an offhanded comment that will no doubt appeal to fans that prefer informal ‘street speak’, Ann Choong self-effacingly admitted that she is ‘still no where close to being a pro’ and announced that she ‘definitely need the groove in anything’.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Spanner in the works</span><br /><br />The road to moderate musical stardom has not been easy for Ann Choong however. Damning criticism has been lashed out at the quality of her recording equipment. Further, several prominent ex-GIS music scene critics have noted that at key points in her recent releases she sounds like she is singing in a large room. In response, the University of the Arts London student ambiguously stated that she is, ‘generally shy when you don’t know me.’ Only by being pressed further did she admit that she is currently struggling with sound quality issues, curtly shouting, ‘no fancy mic, just the built in mic’.<br /><br />A perhaps enraged Clement Chew, who reports indicate has taken Ann Choong's venture as a personal attack, is reportedly planning to release a flurry of self-composed piano movements to counter Ann Choong’s meteoric rise to fame. Malaysian Concert Violinist Jia Weii Hue is currently taking his exams and thus was unavailable for comment.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A bright future</span><br /><br />Everyone else though has given their full backing to Ann Choong’s ambitions. Along with this, we here at GISEYE offer forth the totality of our support and burgeoning fan base for Ann Choong’s future endeavours.<br /><br />In other news, Ann Choong recently won a competition by Warner Music Hong Kong.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">LilAnnieC can be found at: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/LilAnnieC">http://www.youtube.com/LilAnnieC</a><br />Ben Rynjah can be found at: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/benrynjah">http://www.youtube.com/benrynjah</a><br /><br />- GISEYE<br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-33508150039125984792010-05-19T03:15:00.002+08:002010-05-19T03:17:52.832+08:00New members on the scene<span style="font-weight: bold;">'My Life, My Encounters and My Experiences...'</span><br />Penned by: Hue Jia Weii<br /><a href="http://huejiaweii.blogspot.com/">http://huejiaweii.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHRIS'S BLOG</span><br />Penned by: Chris HO<br /><a href="http://chrisho88.blogspot.com/">http://chrisho88.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ladeedew</span><br />Penned by: the almost forgotten Faisal Hassan, GIS U15 B team goalkeeper<br /><a href="http://www.faisalhassan.blogspot.com/">http://www.faisalhassan.blogspot.com/</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-39455401860623113032010-04-29T05:52:00.001+08:002010-04-29T05:54:37.950+08:00Special Edition - DOE '07 #3<span style="font-weight: bold;">DoE Gold Award Final Expedition to Mt. Kinabalu 2007</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>:: Day 2 ::<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(Narrator: Matt Rust)</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br />We woke up around 8am and settled down to some breakfast. Rumors were circulating that Blonde Squadron had appointed Thomas Maxwell as Blonde Leader, instead of the almighty Ho. After breakfast we set of for our reportedly 5km jungle trek.<br /><br />The trek took its toll on some members of the party, and this was only a warm up for the real mountain. Not good signs. The race for the showers was on once we returned from the jungle trek, and as Chris Ho was part way through his recollection of the infamous straightflush incident of 99 the stampedes began. It became apparent that there was infact hot water available and this greatly calmed the panic attack of Blonde Leader, who did not wish to shower in cold water owing to the fact that it is cold.<br /><br />That evening we successfully built a fire and cooked on it, just like real cave men. Chris Ho grudgingly conceded that it was infact a military standard fire and something we should all be proud of. High Mage YX who has for some reason not featured until now, concurred and gave the fire a GG rating. (The highest possible rating). THE ENDUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-7317443263534797552010-04-28T05:55:00.006+08:002010-04-28T06:04:33.471+08:00Special Edition - DOE '07 #2<span style="font-weight: bold;">DoE Gold Award Final Expedition to Mt. Kinabalu 2007</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>:: Day 1 - continued ::<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(Narrator: Matt Rust)</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br />Once the plane touched down we streaked across the hot tarmac of the Kota Kinabalu airport and passed through immigration. Chris Ho came under some close scrutiny from the immigration officer but was eventually allowed to enter (apparently he’s wanted in 3 Australian states for terrorist activities in relation to Aires Rock).<br /><br />Upon leaving the airport we had to pile into standard issue taxis, much to the dismay of Ho who had been hoping for chinhooks. In groups of 3-4 we traveled the 1.5hr journey from airport to Kinabalu National Park. The sight of the magnificent Kinabalu National Park gate rising in the distance brought a tear to the eye of Chris Ho, as he recalled previous attempts to scale the mighty mountain that had sadly ended disastrously and culminating in the death of his entire Australian SAS team. Sergeant Major Christopher Ho had been attempting with his SAS team to climb the mountain in a record 1minutes 41seconds, unfortunately though as night descended a fierce rain storm soaked the slopes of the mountain in water and many of Chris Ho’s compatriots fell and died. Chris Ho was the only survivor and eventually returned to the base camp alone, 6years later, covered in shiiiiit.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja69VKyEvh2SvmQCdb5xsJi3pMiFNUAqfzHjET3dfBD_kyHbL-SqhUP1kskJDVYtHewb9fjEn-GOGRsHr984hjO6d9S1SGPHozDz9v5qCd0cV5Os8YE8dBS7bmfpNlasI7Zqq1mg/s1600/DSC00071.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja69VKyEvh2SvmQCdb5xsJi3pMiFNUAqfzHjET3dfBD_kyHbL-SqhUP1kskJDVYtHewb9fjEn-GOGRsHr984hjO6d9S1SGPHozDz9v5qCd0cV5Os8YE8dBS7bmfpNlasI7Zqq1mg/s320/DSC00071.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464940714253520610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Mt Kinabalu</span><br /></div><br /><p>Once we arrived at KNP (Kinabalu National Park) we made our way to the headquarters where we were assigned rooms at the Rock Hostel. Many members of the group agreed that “rock ‘n’ roll hostel” would be much cooler, with the exception of Kit who though that Stoner Hostel was infinitely cool. The reason for such a name became apparent as we walked into the living area, the walls were made of rocks and resembled vertical cobbled roads. Chris Ho immediately declared himself satisfied with the apparent military standard of the walls, and this was a relief for everyone. We had settled into our new surroundings by around 3pm, but were told that we had no scheduled activities and had free time till about 7-8pm when there would be a briefing. Chris Ho was outraged.</p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDVj4GW_8hYcvxCHXYhIRsCBnNocJHK7j5i8qE2YFFADgOi4gnivm1acMK_WxOOtZlTBjL_YTA0vr8taBJPiO-9n11yItKbtO8NYy7ZqqBFf-BLOLDos3hQCga88t4KKA9QoRaHg/s1600/DSC00082.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDVj4GW_8hYcvxCHXYhIRsCBnNocJHK7j5i8qE2YFFADgOi4gnivm1acMK_WxOOtZlTBjL_YTA0vr8taBJPiO-9n11yItKbtO8NYy7ZqqBFf-BLOLDos3hQCga88t4KKA9QoRaHg/s320/DSC00082.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464940844278885554" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Well done Lee Weng Yew</span><br /></div><br /><p>Later, at the briefing, we were put into groups for the following day, as we would be walking through the treacherous and dangerous jungle. Chris Ho expressed his dismay that he had not been entrusted with the formation of such groups and vented his anger by registering a very high blood pressure. After the briefing was over, Chris Ho declared that it would be wise for everyone to go to bed early so that they would have plenty of energy for the following day. The innocent Thomas Maxwell began a rebellious party known only as Blonde Squadron who intended to resist Ho and his early bed time policies. Violent pillow fighting ensued. Consequently Chris Ho saw the error of his ways and joined Blonde Squadron in their quest for Blondeness and Blonde Rights/Equality.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-29548623823701317142010-04-23T20:44:00.006+08:002010-04-28T05:59:07.519+08:00Special Edition - DOE '07 #1<span style="font-weight: bold;">DoE Gold Award Final Expedition to Mt. Kinabalu 2007</span><br /><br />:: Day 1 ::<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:78%;" >(Narrator: Matt Rust)</span><br /><br />The DoE, Mt.Kinabalu experience started off like a typical school day. Waking up at 6am was something we thought we had escaped. Curtains were pulled back and bright light temporarily blinded us.<br /><br />After being forced from our comfy beds and quickly taking the last opportunity for a civilized shower kit and I made the short journey to Chris Ho’s sacred abode laden with our huge heavy bags.<br /><br />Upon arrival it became apparent that either Kit and I had under-packed, or that Ho himself had severely over-packed. This conclusion was drawn from the sheer enormity of Ho’s bag and the rumors that it had cost in the region of 15squillion Australian dollar. (We were later to be told by Ho himself that Australian dollars are infact BETTER than any other type of dollar or currency currently in circulation).<br /><br />We traveled to the low-cost-carrier-airport in the comfort of the Ho-mobile, driven by the lovely Mrs. Ho, mother of the notorious Chris Ho. After arriving at said airport, we enjoyed a MacDonald’s breakfast and our last fast-food intake of the week. FREE REFILLS! Ah yes, and the obligatory burnt tongue which is inescapably suffered on each and every DoE trip was acquired before we’d even cooked a thing ourselves. Chris Ho however was simply not going to accept Ronald mcdonalds extortionate prices and bargained his way down 10cents on a mcflurry.<br /><br />Once the bags had been checked in (Ho tucked his military grade bag away in some kind of protective all weather/all eventualities condom for extra protection) we headed for the gate, and as I’m sure the reader is familiar with the layout and workings of an airport, I’ll spare you the details...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-16502530096254853942010-01-15T22:45:00.003+08:002010-01-15T22:49:40.747+08:00Remarkable occurrences<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Newsletter 15 January 2010</span></p><p>'Photo taken of whole school'</p><p>Available for purchase at RM150 per copy. On view in the Secondary Office.</p><br /><p><span style="font-style: italic;">- GISEYE</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-89238391810686780112009-12-31T23:11:00.016+08:002010-07-22T20:09:38.621+08:004 GBP Nasi LemakAt the pervading risk of this article turning into the classic newsletter school trip report we will be breaking from convention in this, this meager publication's first sports editorial.<p>Precisely more than four weeks ago from today, along with another stalwart of the post-GIS blogging scene, Matthew Rust; this humble editor commenced on a flamboyantly metaphorical and physical journey through the perils of football team organisation, a gripping four hour coach trip, and ultimately what turned out to be an enjoyable day on Saturday the 31st of November at the Nottingham Malaysian Games 2009 Sports Competition & Family-Fun Day.</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Team Details</span><br /><p>Lustfully thrusting themselves forward upon the Ben Teo heartland of Nottingham, United Kingdom a team comprising: Nikesh ‘Safe Hands’ Chahal, Andy ‘Pec-heavy’ Chan, Ben ‘Suspect Match Practice’ Bradley, an up for it Matthew ‘Perry’ Rust, Menzie ‘Furious’ Kee, recent Singaporean import Vincent ‘Solskjear’ Au, and the ever-present team official and administrator Clement Chew Sdn Bhd - equivocally represented the remnants of the fabled Garden U18 Team of 06/07 (forth best team in South East Asia due only to some consistently gregarious refereeing malpractice throughout their tenure), in this the perennial competition in the British Universities Malaysian Sporting Calendar.</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997361825_592071825_3705050_997272_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 301px;" src="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997361825_592071825_3705050_997272_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p>Possessing the rare qualities of negligible match practice in the months prior to the game and a carefully selected average of two hours of sleep the night before, preparations never looked better for what became known as Team Punggol War Clan, as this troop of drained yet talented individuals collectively descended at 0800h upon the Power League Nottingham stadia, adjacent to a resplendent British Tobacco Processing Plant and the best of Nottingham’s marshlands.</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997371825_592071825_3705052_3825958_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 301px;" src="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997371825_592071825_3705052_3825958_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">British American Tobacco, Nottingham University Campus<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14642_187997431825_592071825_3705061_5238388_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 299px;" src="http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14642_187997431825_592071825_3705061_5238388_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Team Punggol WAR Clan - (L-R) Solskjaer, Faye, Diego Forlan, (seated) Uriah Rennie, Sun Jihai, Ronaldo, David James</span><br /></div><p>In a nod to the fabled efficiencies of Chris Ho, by 0835h all non-tournament logistics and administration had been taken care of by the assured Clement Chew. All necessary tournament information was then garnered by team organiser B Bradley at the pre-tournament briefing given in succinct Bahasa Melayu. It was learnt that a grand total of 64 teams were present.</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14642_187997386825_592071825_3705055_396984_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 299px;" src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14642_187997386825_592071825_3705055_396984_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Emergency Servis 24 Jam Response Team</span><br /></div><p>Foundations in place, at 0900h Team Punggol War Clan commenced a quick and efficient warm-up using a ball generously temporarily procured from an unsuspecting nearby team.</p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997476825_592071825_3705070_750294_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 301px;" src="http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997476825_592071825_3705070_750294_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Warm-up in progress</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><p>Preparations were dealt a blow however when the nearby team turned about face and aggressively commenced retrieval of their ball, cutting short Team Garden’s pre-game warm-up to an efficient 25 seconds.</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Match 1: Birmingham ‘A’</span><br /><p>Adrenaline surging through the veins, Team Garden lumbered through their first game against Notts Games 2008 Champions Birmingham University A. Presenting the lead to their furious opponents in the first half, a lethargic run from M Rust combined with a lazy Andy Chan back-heel were sufficient for Team Garden to finish the game at level pegging with the final score 1-1.</p><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997461825_592071825_3705067_1157211_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 401px; height: 301px;" src="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14642_187997461825_592071825_3705067_1157211_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Prior to scoring<br /></span></div><p>The game also concluded with Acting Defender B Bradley on the receiving end of a torrent of nationalistic abuse from a vertically-different member of the opposing team after this upstanding individual unfortunately managed to collide with a wooden buttress.</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Match 2: Leicester ‘A’ (2-3)</span><br /><p>Eventualities aside however, Team Garden entered their next game going through the motions against a ridiculous Leicester ‘A’ side.</p><p>Nevertheless whatever the final score line it could be safely said from a neutral perspective that Team Punggol War Clan stood firm in retaining the moral victory in this their penultimate game of the tournament.</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Match 3: King’s College London ‘A’</span><br /><p>Highlights here included: ‘Shut the fuck up, no one’s talking to you’, ‘Fuck you’, and ‘Go learn English and go home.’</p><p>Team Garden won 4-1.<br /></p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Match 4: Team Total 90 dan satu mat salleh (2-2)</span><br /><p>Highlights here included a last minute penalty awarded to the opposing team after keeper Nikesh Chahal opted to touch the ball with his feet.</p><p>This malicious act proved to be the final straw for the tournament organizers and thus ended Team Punggol War Clan’s brief and bittersweet campaign in the Notts Games of 2009.</p><p>Compliments to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Adzim Halim</span> for the gracious loan of his personal car as the official team transport vehicle for the day.</p><p>Other luminaries who featured on the day were:</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Colin Say</span><br /><p>Provided both moral and physical support to Imperial College London volleyball team.</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jonson Tan</span><br /><p>Volleyball action for Loughborough University (alumni including Matthew Rust).</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lee Ky-Ling</span><br /><p>Clement what did you want to write here?</p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Datuk Ahmed Shabery Bin Cheek, Minister for Youth and Sports</span><br /><p>Who took time out of his personal schedule to meet and greet players, fans and indeed team officials and administrators.</p><span style="font-style: italic;">- GISEYE</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-838558872397821052009-09-22T20:01:00.005+08:002009-09-22T21:08:33.193+08:00Special Guest Article Edition #1<p>With some quarters loudly proclaiming that we here at GISEYE have lost the common touch; others, that we are severely deficient in any ability to write in a manner befitting the general readership; and others still, that few people actually read the drivel that we aggressively spew forth - after weeks of deliberation and in a flagrant attempt to increase our readership, we now are happy to publish an article that is neither exclusive, hard-hitting, outwardly-controversial, nor written by GISEYE.</p><p>Instead, we are now proud to present a special guest edition of the tri-monthly GISEYE Report.</p><p>Here, writing exclusively for GISEYE by a writer going under the pseudonym of 'Aarti Samtani’ - as follows is a dark yet deeply moving missive that limbers through the ups and the downs of university life.</p><p><b><center>‘Looking at your future as a child raises a myriad of fears and concerns’</center></b></p><p>Looking at your future as a child raises a myriad of fears and concerns. The majority of university related issues that arise are centralised around a predictable concept… grades.</p><p>With hindsight I realised the short sightedness of my childhood dreams. I shouldn’t have wasted my prayers on getting into University. Rather, I have realised, good accommodation is an even greater rarity and far less likely to come by.</p><p><b>Chapter 1 – The Plywood Years</b></p><p>My first apartment was defined as a ‘three bedroom complex’ by which he meant 2 bedrooms and a room within a living room. The last unfortunate room was barricaded with flimsy plywood.</p><p>Oddly enough, the room within a living room was not the worse feature of the apartment. The apartment looked like a dungeon; with little windows and a drier without a timer function. It was challenging; I was never certain if my clothes were shrinking or if it was the rapid horizontal expansion on my behalf (the later turned out to be true). Alternate accommodation was therefore arranged after a long year of searching.</p><p><b>Chapter 2 - Denial Through The Medium Of Spring Rolls</b></p><p>Now one would think, ‘what are the chances of getting screwed over twice?’ In my case, VERY likely. The current place I stay in has a curfew of 10pm on weekdays and midnight on weekends. Unfortunately, it is an enforceable rule.</p><p>Just to complete the whole affair; I am not allowed to cook unless prior permission is obtained. How the heck did I get myself in this situation? Well, funny story really.</p><p>It all started when I was deep frying spring rolls. The oil heated up and started smoking which resulted in a smoky environment. The lady of the house freaked out and shook with anger (literally, she was vibrating with anger… rather scary really) and from that fateful day I haven’t been allowed to cook. Clearly, I haven’t had much luck in the accommodation department.</p><p><b>Chapter 3 – Sorrow</b></p><p>I could never understand why one would want to own a home. After a year and a half I have now changed my mind. For those out there who suffer the same fate; I sincerely sympathize. I genuinely wish you the best of luck as I sit at home on Friday at 12.30am at the peak of my youth.</p><p><i>- The writer is currently reading Medicine at the University of New South Wales. When not courting legal controversy through publishing prose such as above, the writer enjoys cooking, losing weight, and taking leading roles in school-wide drama performances.</i></p><p>This is GISEYE, signing out.</p><p>Stay safe.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-20656411406808377752009-09-16T21:48:00.015+08:002009-09-16T22:44:44.099+08:00School Website Hacked Exclusive<p>Following a remarkable turn of events over the past week, we here at GISEYE, from the confines of the environs of inner-school internetreporting, are now able to reveal to you the ever-present undulating readership, recent reports of what is known in ‘hacker circles’ as a ‘cyber-attack’ upon the school website during the middle of last week.</p><p>As follows are exclusive to GISEYE, screenshots of the alleged attacks:</p><p></p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 93px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-oXRJKVYnMHTeCxkno1oVQjMuecmuv08ubh7cLGq0irRlUc7-vq3d_DoZ21EOZa5i6AZtxINV5Q2VCyD8YUXuYS2p5eeP4XwClNRLFsloYT_aUSxbdKMA7LjHUlU08cuy7c4feg/s400/hack2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382063203206849186" border="1" /><span style="font-size:85%;">What am I looking at here</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 97px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWQQjoYMTA_EOjrqMcnPownN17Es0-4I4As75kUvl48q4o_tU4b4KDS6kZaZOG-zbVfBr92TSUrvZ5-kOcGvUV9nb8xAmJjTGtg1jFKoM0IruVBr8DTahM3GVQUNcfGwRjy7dmHg/s400/hack1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382063025791525218" border="1" /><span style="font-size:85%;">Utterly outrageous</span></div><br /><p>After conducting extensive analysis and studying data available exclusively to GISEYE, we are now in the position to release the results of this study into the events that transpired leading up to this monumentally heinous crime - of what some say is of an utterly despicable yet daring nature that will no doubt serve to only strengthen the self-styled hard man yet softly spoken image this hacking perpetrator appears to be creating.<br /></p><p>We have been led to believe that a group of hardcore individuals or indeed possibly one individual, slumbering on a chair in front of a computer screen in the confines of a dimly-lit perhaps subterranean basement room, whilst staring intently at the familiar screen in front of them, somehow managed to irregularly depress several keys on their well-worn keyboard and mouse in order to place the offending articles upon the school website - as one can see above.</p><p>Ben Bradley, Second Economics Correspondent, revealed that the opportunity cost of such an attack to the perpetrator could have been activities such as: doing homework, reading, and crucially in this health-conscious day and age - participating in many a physical recreation activity on a daily basis.</p><p><b>Firsthand Accounts</b></p><p>With regards to responses on the ground, rapid reporting by GISEYE is now able to reveal first-hand accounts from several individuals either connected to or formerly connected to the school, and by that link, the school website and thus, these distasteful online attacks.<br /></p><p>In his first interview since being forced to relinquish his duties as Head Boy in June 2009, former Head Boy, Gregory Yap, in an initial state of blustering confusion stated, ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">how was it hacked?</span>’ He then admitted exclusively to GISEYE the following revelation, ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">haha [sic] cool cool, this is new…nope,</span>’ and with that categorically denying the possibility of the perpetrator being a disgruntled former teacher.</p><p>Meanwhile, close personal friend of Zi-wen Ho and also indeed of the popular yet humble Alang Aris, Ann Choong, sibling of Ian Choong, controversially revealed to GISEYE that she will personally be conducting her own investigations into this debacle, in a statement of, '<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">anyway.. im gonna go check it out.</span>' As followed was a strong condemnation of the attacks with a provocative emotion-laden plea of, '<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">yeah thats it?...that is remarkably sad. probably cos someone hates him.</span>' Ending with an informed cliffhanger of , '<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">...the best way to get back at him is thru some technological hacking cos i suppose he must be pretty technologically savvy.</span>'</p><p>Elsewhere, in a surprising statement, the enigmatic yet affable Henry Yen, Taiwanese graduate of Year 11 in 2005, and recently re-self-proclaimed, ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">the coolest guy you’ve met in ur life,</span>’ in a cryptically ambiguous statement released by his advisors, controversially admitted, ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">it’s likely they were on the way to the school bus.</span>’ As to whether the perpetrator was a disgruntled former teacher, Henry Yen (known to his close personal friends as 'Henry') declined to comment any further.</p><p>Finally, the omnipresent yet humble Woo YX, allegedly back from a recent business trip to PRC and currently preparing to dominate the selective KL nightlife scene, in a no doubt provocative aside quipped, ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">I think GIS IT Technicians are noobs XD,</span>’ with a well-reasoned retort of ‘<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">cause like they don’t know how to find the hacker and Dana’s brother have to like help them.</span>’</p><p><b>Sick Filth</b></p><p>Finally, speculative speculation aside however, whilst recognising the immeasurable risks one would be exposed to in executing such a daring cyber-attack on the website of such a value for money educational institution - producer of such well-regarded individuals as the leadership-ordained Christopher J Ho, the fashionable Fariq Abdul Aziz, knowledge-bank Jason Ta-Liang Lim, the some say mysterious yet undoubtedly formidably pleasant amongst their peers Maevis Tan and Serena George, and possibly also Business Studies Supremo Thomas Maxwell - we here in our collective roles as second party observers opt to outwardly condone such cyber attacks such is their effect on limited school resources.</p><p>And finally, this hard-hitting exclusive just in from seasoned Co-Editor 2 Clement Chew:<br /></p><p>"<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">It is with our greatest regret and repugnance that we now feature this so-called facebook ‘group’ named the Moodle Hacker Appreciation Group. It appears that an eloquent individual going under the pseudonym of 'Affinity Male' has decided to start such a group glorifying the actions of this hacker. This, to the detriment of their homework completion abilities by nature of complete disregard in totality of their future academic achievements.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Already teeming with more than a hundred subscribers, this group appears to be a waste of time better spent perhaps revising for upcoming GCSE exams. No doubt 'Male' inherently feels a success for creating such a group, and while it is true that there are serious security concerns regarding the school website, there is no further need to add salt to the wounds.</span>"</p><p>And on that outrageous bombshell, this is GISEYE, signing off.</p><p>We hope that quality will improve in the future.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-51663036074415700052009-08-10T03:28:00.013+08:002009-08-11T00:27:01.007+08:00What Is This Sick Filth<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Health, Fitness, & Fashion</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">'Hearty advice'</span><br /></div><br /><p>In this exclusive report, we here at GISEYE can now reveal to you the discerning reader, a discovery that quite possibly could be one of the steals of the coming academic year, lightening the fiscal burden for many a discerning consumer.</p><p>As a result of the previous paragraph you may now consequently be asking yourself, what precisely is this gloriously depicted bargain? Or indeed where can one take advantage of such a proposition? The answers to these questions may be revealed as follows.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">‘Recent Reports on the Ground’</span></p><p>Recent reports on the ground indicate that the school shop is now selling house PE shirts for the perhaps jaw-dropping prices of RM19, RM21, and RM24, for sizes 24 & 26, 28-34, and 36-48 respectively. Whilst this revelation may now coerce you to abandon all current pursuit and commence direct and immediate journey to the school shop in question in order to take advantage of such an opportunity. Against all known logic however, we here at GISEYE do implore you to read on further as we divulge what possibly could bring an even greater benefit to one's wellbeing.</p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnOGVSvin1_s2lGNfGXPCyECqyRLccHlm27_iKZ2BJ98fOFQ_lbkQJuiHQw3OJOkmvJCKyQV3ZzcPw3z9VeIRaEcU-ZFE9sLvIwPEyKVfLR68nfUjyxXdQHsK8nKDeIoLBDSuFnQ/s1600-h/Club_Logos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 301px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnOGVSvin1_s2lGNfGXPCyECqyRLccHlm27_iKZ2BJ98fOFQ_lbkQJuiHQw3OJOkmvJCKyQV3ZzcPw3z9VeIRaEcU-ZFE9sLvIwPEyKVfLR68nfUjyxXdQHsK8nKDeIoLBDSuFnQ/s320/Club_Logos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368367881210639698" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Splendid</span><br /></div><br /><p>Indeed, closer scrutiny of the recently unveiled house PE shirt price list revealed almost exclusively to GISEYE; opens up the existence of the fact that smaller sizes of such shirts are in fact priced lower than their larger more generous equivalents.</p><p>Extensive analysis of such evidence here at GISEYE has revealed that this consequently deduces that in order to take advantage of the cheaper shirts, one must endeavour to be either: shorter in height, or slimmer in girth.</p><p>What steps therefore, must one take to make the most of this subliminally beneficial currency-orientated exchange? A close source who may or may not have medical qualifications revealed to GISEYE that the following steps could possibly be taken in order to qualify for the cheaper, smaller shirts:<br /></p><ul><p></p><li>Consuming less, rather than more, food.</li><p></p><p></p><li>Exercising 7 times a day.</li><p></p><p></p><li>Liposuction techniques.</li><p></p><p></p><li>Exerting oneself through the medium of weights because weights have been professed to stunt vertical growth.</li><p></p></ul>And indeed (though quarters here arguably question this):<ul><p></p><li>Hunching.</li><p></p></ul><p>Unfortunately however, despite the exuberance at this pricing revelation at the GISEYE camp, not everyone appears to be welling in the veritable fountain of satisfaction that this deal regurgitates. Former well-respected student WOOYX, whom sources inform us has struggled in vain for the past half-decade to decrease in size, issued a statement in response: 'GG'.</p><p>Co-editor 2 Clement Chew countered this harsh statement however by enthusiastically overwhelmingly applauding the pricing strategies of the school book shop, quite possibly stating that it should encourage a whole generation of students to be both shorter, and slimmer, than ever before - though quite possibly to the detriment of the Basketball, Swimming, Athletics, Rugby, and Football teams.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">'Golden Generation'</span></p><p>On the latter front however we must issue the statement that height on the whole did not appear to hold back what some call over the past fifty years, the ‘Golden Generation’ of school football, the Men’s U18 Football team of 06-07, winners of several regional tournaments and unfortunately due to possibly weather-orientated issues and refereeing malpractice, placed a disappointing fourth in the South-East Asian SEASAC football tournament, truly a calculated misrepresentation of their totalled abilities on the whole.</p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5bdICz0Euj-E77nv853c9nAe_a9cIXm7BAyxr9Q639bO1yB7bUlMwj_Oecp2cgr69-q13J0epo-xkUpxyb6_yOj4Lw6qVW6y533_811DSyFVXN0cShnyPjK2ccYf5h1qpe4soaw/s1600-h/football.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5bdICz0Euj-E77nv853c9nAe_a9cIXm7BAyxr9Q639bO1yB7bUlMwj_Oecp2cgr69-q13J0epo-xkUpxyb6_yOj4Lw6qVW6y533_811DSyFVXN0cShnyPjK2ccYf5h1qpe4soaw/s400/football.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368368829939763570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">2nd Tallest Member T. Maxwell backtracking; Independent Playmaker M. Rust looking on; and Local Player V. Narula naturally entangled in the heat of the action<br /></span></div><br /><p>Returning to the matter at hand however. Elsewhere, sources have informed us that a man going under a pseudonym, that can coincidently also be translated directly from local dialect to mean ‘Excellent’, ‘Chun’, retracted his comment that such a clothing pricing bonanza was quite possibly of a homosexual nature. We later learned that this statement was actually wrongly attributed to ‘Chun’, and that in fact it has no place whatsoever in this exclusive report brought to you here first, by GISEYE.</p><p>'Undoubtedly popular amongst his peers' and avid GISEYE fan, Mr Lee Weng Yew, whom we have been informed by close sources, is in fact enjoying his summer holiday in Malaysia, was unfortunately unavailable for comment.</p><p>Meanwhile, Co-editor 1 Thomas Maxwell is taking a sabbatical, professed to be still washing his pants several times over after recently watching popular youth-band ‘Oasis’, live in London recently.</p><br /><br />- GISEYEUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-4282371211399140672009-07-12T05:58:00.028+08:002009-07-12T07:06:47.133+08:00A Debate Between Sino-Chinese Entity And Middle Ethnic Pupilage<i>An exploration of cultural relations between contrasting entities. Covering the initial dispute, synergistic solution formulation, and resulting rectification of a matter. With references to legislature enforcement, genealogical ties, and the economics of exchange. Broadly encompassed in the theme of core periphery. An audio transcription of the following discourse is available as follows if one so wishes.</i><br /><hr size="1" width="50%"><br /><embed style="font-family: verdana;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i100.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/possiblybig/YouTube-AhBengVSBangala2.flv" height="60" width="448"></embed><br><br /><b>Now calling ah, ah really…</b><br><br /><b>Record beh, record weh, got pick up phone ah?</b><br><br />Harlo? <br><br /><b>Hallo!</b><br><br />Yah? <br><br /><b>Eh you fucking cibai<sup>1</sup> who call this number ah 91403054?</b><br><br />I never call you leh<br><br /><b>You fuck ah today you call how many time? About six time you know!</b><br><br />Now ah? <br><br /><b>Ah now then when your father call ah?</b><br><br />Okay okay I see I see later I wanna check…<br><br /><b>Fuck you…you stay where? You stay where? Tell me you stay where? You working where?</b><br><br />Tell you stay for what hah? Lakaninabo cibai bastard! <br><br /><b>You mother cibai you fucking eh you fuck you ah…</b><br><br />I know you one hantam you, you fucking cibai you will stay where you tell me I come…<br><br /><b>Ok you stay where? You stay where? You stay where you mother cibai you sarang puteh<sup>4</sup> ha?</b><br><br />You we stay where people? Kaninabo cibai you is stay where? <br><br /><b>I snare you ah, snare you, you mother cibai you mother cibai inside kosong one…</b><br><br />You stay where you tell me I now come, I see you, lakaninabo cibai bastard…<br><br /><b>Cibai, you bastard ah…</b><br><br />Lakaninabo cibai…<br><br /><b>Your mother father bastard ah? </b><br><br />You don’t know ah? Ha? Lakaninabo cibai…<br><br /><b>Your mother father all bastard ah? Your mother father bastard ah? You see roti prata<sup>7</sup> you fucking cibai ah.</b><br><br />You Chinese fuck, you Chinese fuck bastard la you fucking cibai! <br><br /><b>I now call police I wanna call. </b><br><br />You tell me stay where? <br><br /><b>I tell police your number. I now catch your number I call police. I wanna call your foreman<sup>2</sup> to come.</b><br><br />For what? I never take the IC, I wan Hi-Card<sup>3</sup> I buy for me I never take. <br><br /><b>Hai fuck you la your father ask you money buy card ah?</b><br><br />I buy the I-card…<br><br /><b>No no no, I wan no report you fucking ah you make sure you come don’t come Singapore anymore as if you fucking bangla another cibai India motherfucker.</b><br><br />Ha? I told you already I want to I want to cancel the number. <br><br /><b>Eh why you scold me? Why you scold me? You cancel, cancel your father ah? You scold me?</b><br><br />I said I said I change…<br><br /><b>Ah fuck you ah now where you stay?</b><br><br />Ah? You is stay where tell me I come! You is stay where tell me I come! <br><br /><b>You sure? You come Punggol<sup>5</sup> now!</b><br><br />Ha? <br><br /><b>Now ah you come Punggol!</b><br><br />Punggol ah? Punggol where? <br><br /><b>Punggol! Block 107 now! Now you come!</b><br><br />The new block ah? <br><br /><b>Fuck you ah, ask your father all come la!</b><br><br />Ha? <br><br /><b>Mother cibai you.</b><br><br />I one man enough, you know don’t talk so much, I one man I, 3 person, 5 person, 10 person, don’t care already. <br><br /><b>You come 10 20 men I also don’t scared ah!</b><br><br />Tell you I tell you already uncle I sorry sorry you want to fuck me people for what you tell me? <br><br /><b>Of course what you call me I fuck you ah, you call me what?</b><br><br />You tell me, tell me so far you, instead of fucking fucking cibai for what. This one, cannot tell me people you call, talk nicely people, so people understand. <br><br /><b>Eh fuck you ah I talk nicely, you call me 6 times I talk to you nicely, hah?</b><br><br />Ha? This number last time use ah my friend. But I don’t know he want to go back already. <br><br /><b>AH fuck your friend la! I don’t care your friend, your father, or your mother use, I also don’t care. As long as you don’t call this number. Why you call 6 time?</b><br><br />Okay okay I want to cancel the…<br><br /><b>You find you find prostitute ah? You think prostitute use this number? Your friend girl ah?</b><br><br />No la no la…<br><br /><b>Ah then why you call call call call call ah?</b><br><br />Noonoo…<br><br /><b>You fucking cibai bangala.</b><br><br /><center> * * * </center><br><br />I now I now ah see I want to cancel the this number ok I see. <br><br /><b>You fucking make sure you cancel ah, one more time I make sure, one time you call ah I make sure I kill you ah, your whole family all die ah, I tell you ah, I gangster ah I tell you ah…</b><br><br />Don’t worry I never give you IC I buy from this one ok? <br><br /><b>Make sure ah?</b><br><br />I keep the fifteen dollar I buy for me one card. <br><br /><b>Ok you fucking ah make sure you don’t call ok ah, I see ah…</b><br><br />Okay okay…<br><br /><b>One more time you call ah, ah…</b><br><br />Ok I today I want to cancel this number. <br><br /><b>Ah, then you must say sorry to me now!</b><br><br />Ok ok I thought solved already I say I keep repeat I sorry already…<br><br /><b>I don’t want you talk so much I want you say sorry can already!</b><br><br />Ok ok sorry sorry I want to cancel this number now…<br><br /><b>Ah, say very very sorry!</b><br><br />Ok ok, sorry sorry sorry…<br><br /><b>Ok ok…</b><br><br />Ok ok ok ok…<br><br /><hr size="1" width="50%"><br /><b>APPENDIX</b><br /><sup>1</sup> The term 'cibai' which is repeatedly spoken throughtout the debate depicts a lady's private parts. <br><br /><sup>2</sup> When the Ah Beng refers to a "foreman" sometime in the beginning of the debate, he is speaking derogatively as he assumes that the Bangala possesses a blue-collared job and therefore has a "foreman" who is in charge of his work schedule. <br><br /><sup>3</sup> A "Hi-card" is the equivalent of a mobile service provider such as "Vodafone" or "O2" as observed in the UK. <br><br /><sup>4</sup> "Sarang puteh" refers to the white headband that Sikhs wrap around their head to protect their hair. Another derogatory term. <br><br /><sup>5</sup> "Punggol" is a housing estate in Singapore particularly renown for its selection of gangs for residential purposes. <br><br /><sup>6</sup> "Block 107" was indeed a new block. <br><br /><sup>7</sup> "Roti Prata" refers to a piece of dough which is thinly whipped over and over again until it forms a delicious item of taste. Primarily produced by the Indian ethnicity residing in Singapore.<br /><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-50531618890140664462008-07-27T22:12:00.005+08:002008-07-27T22:25:09.110+08:00GISEYE Report Summer 2008 – Stage 1<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Welcome</span></span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">As heralded by a sudden change in the weather, here at GISEYE, summer is now upon us. Therefore, what has been achieved thus far? What is currently being achieved? And what will be achieved over the next few months of summer?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size:130%;">University</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">With university terms at Durham, Manchester, and Norwich, all finishing at roughly the same time within a thirty day period, it was then decided that the three editors of GISEYE were to experience the joys of travel by British Rail.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">This was kick-started by Editor 1 Ben Bradley taking a train from Durham to Manchester, and then consequently a week later, Editor 1 and Co-editor 2 Clement Chew taking a further train from Manchester to Norwich. A week following that, Co-editor 2 took a train back up to Manchester, and Editor 1 took a train to Peterborough, changing for Durham. Previously, over Easter, Editor 1 took a train from Durham to London, Co-editor 1 took a train from Norwich to London, whilst Co-editor 2 took a train from Manchester to London. The formerly described journeys were all interspersed by intensive computer gaming and drinks possibly of an alcoholic nature. Co-editor 1 also succeeded in attaining possible poisoning of the latter-sort whilst Co-editor 2 decided to disperse such liquid over his laptop.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">So all in all, the past year for all three editors has been exceedingly brilliant, far surpassing our collective expectations.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size:130%;">AWARDS</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Yes it is that time of year again, the time for the GISEYE Awards, awarding to members of the general public of whom we feel are most relevant to the award in question. Much painstaking research and possibly hours of decision-making and analysis has gone into deciding the recipients of these awards. Thus, with no further delays, here they are:<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The GISEYE Award for Editor</span> </span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US">– Ben Bradley<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Co-Editor 1</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Thomas Maxwell<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Co-Editor 2</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Clement Chew<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Most Composed</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Chris Ho<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE/Berita Harian Award for Knowledge</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Chris Ho<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up</i> – Lee Weng Yew<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Chris Ho: for subscribing to the New Scientist Magazine during A Level Physics, and currently as we know it, still subscribing to this metaphorical vortex of physics-related knowledge and consequently humbly impressing us all with his physics/knowledge of most things. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Lee Weng Yew takes the Possible runner-up position for claiming that he’s currently studying at Cambridge University, and consequently proving so, and then in the face of adversity attaining exemplary first year degree results, in the top seventh percentile of results may we add, netting him a colossal 200.00 pound prize which he plans to share with his friends.*</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">*rumoured</span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Driving</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Woo Yi Xuan<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up</i> – Low Su-Zen<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up 2</i> – Thomas Maxwell<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">YX Woo: many an event that took place over the past three years simply would not have been possible without Woo YX at the wheel of an aluminum-blue Honda Civic with the accompanying soothing lyrics of Jay Chou amongst other highly regarded artists here at GISEYE. </span>Rumours<span style="" lang="EN-US"> are abound that YX plans to start a ‘Safety YX Driving School for Noob<b style="">s</b>’ in the near or far future. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Low Su-Zen takes the Possible runner-up position, for despite being completely against the odds, utilising her personal transportation option a number of times over Christmas to transport members of the public short distances. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Coming up rapidly behind Low Su-Zen is Thomas Maxwell in the Possible runner-up 2 position, as his parallel parking abilities are somewhat highly regarded, by even the multi-award winning Woo Yi Xuan himself, whilst also claiming to provide various journeys of a public transport related nature.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Clement Chew Award for Musical Excellence</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Johan Abdul Rahman<br /><i style=""><span style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up/challenger</span> </i>– Jia Weii Hue<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">JAR: with numerous supporters of this recipient – through identifying his possibly hidden great political and diplomatic talents some say only matched by Chris Ho himself - already having created a Facebook group requesting him to run for the Presidency of a yet to be named country; The Clement Chew Award for Musical Excellence goes to Johan Abdul Rahman, currently studying at a university of music whilst also incredibly somehow managing (how, we do not know as of yet) to find time to play in a band. Also, for providing much enjoyment of a musical nature one night last summer when two of your allegedly misguided editors blundered their way through Heritage Row to witness a performance of his former band which has now been disbanded featuring Co-editor 2 Clement Chew at the helm of a weapon of a keyboard.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Clement Chew Award for Bravery in the Face of Danger</span> </span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US">– Sin Chun Wai<br /><i style=""><span style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up</span> </i>– Clement Chew<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Sin Chun Wai: for managing to fool an assailant of African descent who held a knife to his groin one night out in the darker depths of London, that he in fact, did not at that time possess great wealth nor favours of a surprising fornicating nature that he wished to bestow upon the knife-wielding fellow, and thus he escaped unharmed, and went on to enjoy the rest of the night, safely. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Clement Chew takes the Possible runner-up position for his efforts contributed towards crowd control in the face of various yob-related behavior under his current job as Events Steward at various stadia around the country.</span><br /><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <hr width="75%" style="font-size:78%;"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><br />Which brings us nicely on to our next set of awards.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Staying Safe</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Woo Yi Xuan<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Apart from one incident which will not be mentioned where he partook in unusual quantities of specific variants of beverages one night and much hilarity thus ensued.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE/Jusco Award for Fashion</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Simon Mo<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up</i> – Andrew Chan<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">For always managing to be in fashion whatever the time, place, or occasion that presents itself. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">And for Andrew Chan, exclusively (though not all-exclusively) on the football pitch.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Thomas Maxwell Award for Sporting Fitness</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Verun Narula<br /><i style=""><span style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up 1</span> </i>– Brian Tan<i style=""><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up</span></i><span style="font-weight: bold;"> 2</span> – Woo Yi Xuan<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Verun Narula: the award named after the colossal bastion of stamina, endurance and all things sporting fitness related, The Thomas Maxwell Award for Sporting Fitness goes to Verun Narula for a Michael Chopra-like performance of tracking back many a time during the total domination of a rival school side in the pursuit of football over the most recent Christmas break, a match that will fondly be remembered, remaining in the minds of your editors for many a year to come.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Brian Tan, takes the Possible runner-up 1 position for studying at the University of Bath which is well-known for its sporting facilities; additionally for humbly displaying various colossal photos pre or post-workout on his Facebook for the benefit of all to keep up to date with his progress. Although as to whether this position will be challenged in the near future by a Matthew Sixten Rust who will be attending another university – Loughborough – that is also well known for its sporting facilities, remains to be seen. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Meanwhile, Woo YX takes the Possible runner-up 2 position for a year and five months ago to this date, claiming that he can perform sixty push-ups, and consequently doing so, despite having -13.2% body fat and a heart rate at that time of 386 bpm, all possibly whilst under the influence and simultaneously winning at Age of Empires 2, a computer game that ranks very highly indeed on the GISEYE Current Cool List (GISEYECCL).<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE/Duke of Edinburgh Award for Should Have Gone to Kinabalu on DOE</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Clement Chew<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">On an unrelated note, reports have it that Clement Chew will not be travelling to Romania for a holiday anytime soon.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Ben Bradley Award for Extensive Verbal Communication</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Kit Perry<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up 1</i> – Nikesh Chahal<br /><i style="font-weight: bold;">Possible runner-up 2</i> – Matthew Rust<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The award so-named after the verbal stronghold well-known for utilising his vocal chords excessively in many a social situation, often to such an extent that others are simply unable to put more than three consecutive words in single conversations, the Ben Bradley Award for Extensive Verbal Communication thus goes to Kit Perry for providing many a vividly moving commentary – some say exceeded in eloquence and clarity only by the well-honed expertise of Co-editor 2 Clement Chew - to numerous blogcasts here at GISEYE over the years, when none others were willing to step up to the plate and be counted in a metaphorical manner. Kit Jimmy Koay Perry was unfortunately unavailable to comment on his award at the time of writing.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Canada’s Nikesh Chahal takes the Possible runner-up 1 position for his reportedly hard man image and numerous encouraging shouts and perfectly timed calls during our final year at GIS U18s. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Matthew 610 Rust takes the Possible runner-up 2 position for challenging the authority of Ellis during SEASAC06 with the carefully chosen words “ELLIS!!#123@$” following a cunning pre-planned Kieron-Dyer-esque ploy of refusing to play out/in of position and consequently quickly losing the verbal battle that ensued – but arguably winning his own moral victory which some say is what really only counts. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Clement Chew Award for Noise</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Chris Ho<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">SHHIIIIIIIIEEEEET</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Man of Mystery (MoM) Award (formally the Verun Narula Man of the Match (MotM) Award</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>– Matthew Ng<o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style="" lang="EN-US"></span><p class="MsoNormal">This award given to the enigmatic Matthew Ng based largely on the fact that possibly reluctant GISEYE informer, Abdur, who is reportedly at Sheffield, has not mentioned Matthew Ng in any correspondances thus far to this date. Matthew Ng was unfortunately unavailable to comment on receiving his award.<br /><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Woo Yi Xuan Award for GG</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Vincent/Chee-Meng Au<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">For displaying great skills in the pursuit of RO over the years, despite being abandoned on five separate occasions by various wayward members of the public, of which possibly includes several of your current humbly-serving editors.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The GISEYE Award for Blog Identity Crisis</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"> – Lee Weng Yew<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Of a visual nature: Lee Weng Yew.blogspot.com or Lee Weng Yew.wordpress.com? Additionally, several departments at GISEYE are rumoured to be incensed at the removal of GISEYE from wengyew.wordpress.com’s ‘Useful Sites List’, and indeed off the face of ‘The Narrow Road’ completely. Whether this is in retaliation to the some say harsh but fair analysis conducted of the aforementioned blog’s name in an exclusive hard-hitting GISEYE article of months ago; or whether it is due to wengyew.blogspot.com reportedly falling out on sixty-three separate occasions with GISEYE; or indeed whether it is because of the amicable well-meaning kick to the groin administered by a certain Clement Chew to Lee Weng Yew one night in London over the most recent Easter period, with several witnesses present including your humble editors and Bus Number 92 bound for Tottenham Court Road, all remains to be seen. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">With no links whatsoever to what has just been said, we would just like to take this opportunity to state that GISEYE collectively believes that Lee Weng Yew is a well-liked, extremely humble, conscientious, knowledgeable, honest, often out-spoken yet some say that there is a sensitive side to the hard man image portrayed, and always operating for the greater good, gentleman. GISEYE would also like to wish Lee Weng Yew all the best in his future studies and pursuits in life, and that Clement Chew has possibly been issued with a formal warning about his actions of a physical nature towards such a sterling example and that we can stress that there will be no physical contact from Clement Chew over the next 150 days.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The Thomas Maxwell Award for Business Studies</span></i><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>– Amanda Leung<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">The award so-named from the Best in Year 13 for Business Studies Award-winner himself, goes to the hard-working Amanda Leung for the hard work, sweat and toil put in to achieve the 2:1 in her Business Studies degree at the end of her first year at respected London educational institution the University of Westminster.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Our fullest congratulations to the awards winners of this decade of awards; you can all collect your awards upon meeting either of the editors in person with certain criteria not specified as yet to be met as a requirement deciding forward nature.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">End<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">This is GISEYE, signing off.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US">Stay safe.<o:p></o:p></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-62336236082624849792008-04-15T22:56:00.019+08:002008-04-16T08:23:32.318+08:00Manchester Evening News Arena of a Positive NatureIn response to possibly overwhelming demand, and in line with the current Facebook Premier Football trend; after hours of close deliberation, study of Football Manager 2008, past performances, goal scoring exploits and disciplinary records amongst others, and names of fellow former dwellers of the hallowed rustic nature of sixth form, we here at GISEYE have produced a 'GISEYE Select' team of approximately eleven players of the game football, which we feel if placed onto Facebook would indeed have an impact:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitQHgedteXbFt2LUKrFkLbcY3DGxr0pavkLJp_Oyc-EaCgQ9g6xt3RYkqQgmyjYpD-i_89Q8oJWZqPUgt5CVBn1i7yCQF6uyw713BWjrjh-fA42NRjBSNv_jEoW4720h-d-KsMJQ/s1600-h/quick.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitQHgedteXbFt2LUKrFkLbcY3DGxr0pavkLJp_Oyc-EaCgQ9g6xt3RYkqQgmyjYpD-i_89Q8oJWZqPUgt5CVBn1i7yCQF6uyw713BWjrjh-fA42NRjBSNv_jEoW4720h-d-KsMJQ/s720/quick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189497249679808642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >News<br /></span>In other news, Co-Editor 2 Clement Chew has reportedly had a 12 hour shift at the M.E.N. Arena but at least he got to catch the FINA Tournament Finals live, Co-Editor 1 Thomas Maxwell has managed to successfully transfer himself from his Gran's house to UEA, and Co-Editor 3 Ben Bradley is currently residing in KL.<br /><br />Also, with a growing surge in demand for digital cameras of late that completely caught us off our guard, and with Co-Editor 1's recent attainment a year ago of a digital camera; the great yet humble YX Woo has managed to produce within the space of 3 min 10 sec, an informative yet simulataneously absorbent video describing such a technological marvel, to rival even the most Extended versions of Co-Editor 2 Clement Chew's narrations on several of our blogcasts.<br /><br />Click here to view: <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pibstKWKQ-8"><u>'DIGITAL CAMERA'</u></a><br /><br /></span>We'd like to take this opportunity to recommend taking a visit to <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://wengyew.blogspot.com/"><u>The narrow road</u></a> which if unverified reports are accurate, is rumoured to have based on recent weather trends, a purely-physics based post on the electrical phenomena that is thunderstorms of late..<br /><br />Stay safeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-82748000515827061692008-04-04T20:43:00.010+08:002017-08-02T16:04:33.725+08:00Barenbrug Bar 10 RTFIn what is likely to spark off a round a copy-cat posts at other blogs in the post-sixth-form blog realm, here is probably our most informative piece of information to the date of 4 April, 2008, providing you with a exclusive no holds-barred look into the inner runnings/structure of this very cumulation of mildly entertaining, arguably a step above, drivel of a positive nature, that is, giseye.<br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Other News</span></span><br />
In other news, reports indicate the rise of an up-and-coming new blogger on the current sixth form horizon, named Martin Grey, his/her blog can be found at the attentively named <a href="http://martingreysdiary.blogspot.com/" style="color: black;"><u>Martin Grey's Diary</u></a> not to be confused with the similarly named martingrey.blogspot.com. Checks indicated that he was of class 7G, located in room G6 for morning registrations. Further reports though confirmed that in fact he was not of class 7G, lower secondary. Additional reports after that later led us to discover that he was indeed a writer for the up and coming newspaper 'Perspective', which is based in the intellectual fountain that is school. Further reports suggested that there was a 33% chance that it could be Anonymous review, who indeed according to additional reports penned a further two articles in the latest issue of Perspective, thereby increasing the probability of it indeed being Anonymous review fourfold to the previously mentioned probability.<br />
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Analysis by your humble subservient editors drew up the conclusion that the layout of the blog of Martin Grey was indeed strikingly similar to <a href="http://whatwouldzimdo.blogspot.com/" style="color: black;"><u>Domo Argigato Mr Roboto</u></a>, ofzim. Unfortunately, lacking in intellectual stimulation we were unable to come up with anything of a furtherly conclusive nature. However:<br />
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Further analysis of this mysterious predicament that we now currently find ourselves in, drew us naturally to the Perspective article entitled 'Grass field - Astroturf Field' which we felt was of particular relevance to this investigation, as was 'Poetry anthology 2008 winners' amongst others.<br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Grass field - Astroturf field</span></span><br />
With two of your editors here at giseye previously featuring in what some say was the Golden Generation of the GIS footballing Alma mater (goals conceded tally of 1 before seasac06), others, state that they really weren't as good as they looked, others still, that they failed to convince fans of the merits of other sports such as swimming, and others still, spoke of the unpredictable nature of things such as life in general; we feel that a traditional grass field would be more suited for the hallow ground that is stadium tunku negara gis bhd. We would also like to take this opportunity to suggest the <b>Barenbrug Bar 10 RTF</b> variety, that we may possibly be affiliated with, of which the Barlexas II synergy which comprises 45% of the Barenbrug Bar 10 RTF mix, is reported to have "Excellent wear tolerance once established; good winter colour", and also features on many a Premier League club ground reportedly.<br />
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While you possibly wait for our next release or simply choose to never visit this site ever again, we cordially invite you to spend the time listening to the whole 18min18sec of what some say are the increasingly melodious tones of Co-Editor 2 Clement Chew, whose tones indeed are reported to possess a small but increasingly closely-knit fanbase, and to those musings of a subservient nature of Thomas Maxwell and those non-subservient though visibly wholesome Australian vocals off a certain Chris Ho amongst others, all found in our latest blogcast found coincidently below.<br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%; font-weight: bold;">Game</span><br />
Linking in with the above, now for a short temporary new feature of giseye entitled Game:<br />
<u><a href="https://www.crazygames.com/game/you-have-to-burn-the-rope">Burn the Rope</a></u><br />
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We would also like to take this opportunity to state that we hope that quality will improve in the coming future.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-54619667926239843212008-04-03T08:51:00.002+08:002008-04-03T08:53:49.983+08:00GISEYE: University and Snow.<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nESCO5AP-ek"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nESCO5AP-ek" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><br /><br />A little object for your amusement while we wait for Chief Editor Ben Bradley to return from Malaysia.<br /><br />Stay safe:<br />The GISEYE Team.<br /><br />Watch till the end. It's well worth the wait.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-86028411360961816782008-03-22T05:10:00.001+08:002008-03-22T05:11:21.630+08:00GISEYE London Special Edition.<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2xYWvmjRWtU&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2xYWvmjRWtU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Some scenes edited and lots of witty comments added. Enjoy!<br /><br />Stay safe:<br />GISEYE.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-71293789540525621832008-03-16T19:25:00.001+08:002008-03-16T19:25:42.305+08:00GISEYE: The Plan<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBIlv5-E1W8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qBIlv5-E1W8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-9667543786501995782008-03-15T11:08:00.000+08:002008-03-15T11:09:10.607+08:00Blogcast Number: I've lost count.<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F745QSqijrM"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F745QSqijrM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><br /><br />A mini cast to let everyone know what's going on.<br /><br />Stay safe,<br />GISEYE North West.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-75344980635049678572008-01-06T22:34:00.002+08:002008-01-08T19:49:56.834+08:00Post Term One: The December Holidays<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">A BELATED </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MERRY CHRISTMAS</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> AND </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">HAPPY NEW YEAR</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> TO YOU ALL.</span><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">What we have served up for you now: </p> <ol><li><a href="#blogs">Blogs</a><br /></li><li><a href="#wherearewenow">Where are we now? And what are we doing?</a><br /></li><li><a href="#lanparty">LAN PARTY + STEAK</a><br /></li><li><a href="#paintball">Paintball</a><br /></li><li><a href="#football">Victory of a football-related nature</a><br /></li><li><a href="#newyearseve">New Year’s Eve</a><br /></li><li><a href="#gokartracing">Go-kart racing</a><br /></li><li><a href="#future">What we think will happen in the future</a></li></ol> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="blogs">Blogs</a></span><br />Recent events have seen the eruption of two new blogs on the post-sixth form related blogging horizon: the '<u><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://thediaryofmenz.blogspot.com/">the diary of menz</a></u>', which after much analysis we believe could either be a clever play on words on 'The Diary of Anne Frank' or on the song 'The Diary of Jane' by current popular band Breaking Benjamin, a band that amongst other things, have featured on numerous WWE video games. The wittily named '<u><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://whatwouldzimdo.blogspot.com/">Domo Arigato Mr Roboto</a></u>' was also launched prior to the diary of menz, having adopted a simple, light white theme, in direct contrast to the more darker visual musings, but no doubt of high quality, of the latter blog. </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Both blogs have provided much possible literal enjoyment for all three editors.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">In other news, <u><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://wengyew.blogspot.com/">wengyew.blogspot.com</a></u> has undergone a total makeover, changing its title to 'The narrow road'. Whether this is in reference to the claustrophobic narrowness of Jalan Kiara 3 due to the sudden preposterous parking of vehicles along helpfully painted yellow lines after 2.20pm weekdays; or to the alleged narrow roads of popular student entertainment destination Cambridge; or indeed to Matthew 7:13-14, as the well-respected writer of that blog states in his latest update, all are possibly contentious issues in our minds. </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Also happening, the challenge-to-type <u><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://anniepoooooo.blogspot.com/">anniepoooooo.blogspot.com</a></u> (not to be confused with anniepooooo.blogspot.com, which appears to be written by another person who surprisingly is also called Ann and is also of the age 18), recently released a >1300 word essay of an update, however we believe the said person is possibly confused as the introductory paragraph stated "noone reads my blog anymore" which directly contradicts with what we experienced, and thus made us question ourselves and possibly our very existence... </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="wherearewenow">Where are we now? And what are we doing?</a></span><br />Against popular opinion and trends, we have opted not to go for deep and dark emotional musings in our literal content at this present state in time. </p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwhUJgzzhv2AfsMMM5LLIAzrCRbbp4u1uFJT_eUmTl6TVDNGJtgKIxWG1BYEwX2znQycG1d8A2AzQHEql25CxaORA_ZRAZcPiAoHJCId5soPROniU9AuDNPDigk0Vr9ttgTFbGKw/s1600-h/notgiseye.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwhUJgzzhv2AfsMMM5LLIAzrCRbbp4u1uFJT_eUmTl6TVDNGJtgKIxWG1BYEwX2znQycG1d8A2AzQHEql25CxaORA_ZRAZcPiAoHJCId5soPROniU9AuDNPDigk0Vr9ttgTFbGKw/s400/notgiseye.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070190966965570" border="0" /></a> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Instead, at exactly this present state in time, your three humble editors are currently residing exactly in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, having been here for the past three weeks or so, having been beaten in the travel-related race back to KL by the ultra-competitive yet humble Weng Yew by a margin of just over a mere 6.04 x (10^5) seconds.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The obvious first choice for us was a visit to school, however we unexpectedly instead found ourselves in the establishment ‘1utama’, and proceeded to watch the film <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">I Am Legend</span> of which we all highly approved of although the ending where Will Smith dies and the woman and child find safety in a survivor's colony and Bob Marley's song Redemption then plays, could possibly have been better. </p><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a name="lanparty"><span style="font-size:130%;">LAN</span><br /></a></span><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Much sporadic lan parties fuelled by refreshments of an ethanol-related nature to add to the general sense of merriment, whilst also consuming steak to a greater degree, have been enjoyed since, excessive compliments to the organisers. Although a post-morning mcdonalds experience was of a negative nature due to chilli being added to the tomato sauce metal container for the benefit of Maxwell who was much displeased and unfortunately did not receive a rightful full refund, reports of inaction by a ChrisHo with regards to acquiring the refund were attributed to such.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="paintball">Paintball</a></span><br />An also rather violent paintball session (accolades going to the well-experienced Clement Chew) also followed, in which two cars were damaged severely, Verun ‘panadol’ Narula, whilst many others almost had to go to hospital though did not.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3L1ze5vnGAFxqPff4zchTScdDj89wHel3gPro90DvUfwD2DyKozIf8wf_5hMbOGN918Hllmq5zZgjb32s0MbbriGHhzWvnxYaRnLII2hQdH9315xtZEfi0EoZZfEQWDZtGN0K6A/s1600-h/paintball_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3L1ze5vnGAFxqPff4zchTScdDj89wHel3gPro90DvUfwD2DyKozIf8wf_5hMbOGN918Hllmq5zZgjb32s0MbbriGHhzWvnxYaRnLII2hQdH9315xtZEfi0EoZZfEQWDZtGN0K6A/s400/paintball_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070818032190818" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:85%;">An unfortunate incident involving a paintball gun and car of Rust esq.<br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7w7TNpjYqkawR0WLLW9aWjQJVFrie3RYgBcETGhbIkvwS1eL0meX_u5x1p15hfTw5_uO7cOP68EZiVrtPGU2YfQ187K6H6P5x7ZGPSY_FlwWUeWboWM1cRfzsFq137nCtuZWu9g/s1600-h/paintball_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7w7TNpjYqkawR0WLLW9aWjQJVFrie3RYgBcETGhbIkvwS1eL0meX_u5x1p15hfTw5_uO7cOP68EZiVrtPGU2YfQ187K6H6P5x7ZGPSY_FlwWUeWboWM1cRfzsFq137nCtuZWu9g/s400/paintball_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070822327158130" border="0" /></a> </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Further misfortunes experienced with the car of maxwell esq.</span><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="football">Victory of a football-related nature</a></span><br />The past couple of weeks saw the planned coming together of several post-sixth formers (including two of your subservient editors) of our current generation, plus the second shortest member of the Perry lineage of whom we all owe much thanks to of a football-pitch-acquisition-nature, and also an appearance by the older of the infamous Chan brothers, to all indulge in a light game of 10-a-side full pitch football against a spirited similarly-aged side hailing from the <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">North</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">American</span> regions of Mont Kiara of which we have enjoyed a friendly rivalry with over past years, the same we are unable to say about our fellow British A-Level and IGCSE-providing rivals also located in Malaysia, whom we enjoy an even friendlier rivalry with.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">First to open the scoring at around precisely 3.33pm was a certain M Rust (supporter of well loved EPL club ManU), who after a clever through pass, managed to somehow divert the ball attached to his leg past several dangerous opposition players into the back of the opponent’s net, GIS then chose to revert to a fully defensive formation (10) in order to protect this massive lead for the remainder of the game. Despite this however, GIS then managed to score a further eight goals.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgibaQqTCgL4420lSWqkOGUEUZyUSclB-XlEFv3t08KG8Dd39kWz9cK15jWSqzicvxlKwTST_3LKT-LlDvxtOoL9oAdY4odJfA7FOVNYLiVMSoKHtQohuhG74aRWuc4deTljRcahA/s1600-h/footballformation.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgibaQqTCgL4420lSWqkOGUEUZyUSclB-XlEFv3t08KG8Dd39kWz9cK15jWSqzicvxlKwTST_3LKT-LlDvxtOoL9oAdY4odJfA7FOVNYLiVMSoKHtQohuhG74aRWuc4deTljRcahA/s400/footballformation.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070182377030914" border="0" /></a> </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Heroics from Australian goalkeeper JasonYeoh (who appears not to be related to the well-respected, cheerful, larger than life fellow that is a ChrisHo), who was making a pre-planned return to KL some say solely for the purpose of treading the goal-line of this hallowed ground that is stadium tunku negara gis, were not enough for GIS to gracefully concede a grand total four goals.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The final score was 9-4 to some say arguably the greatest side ever to grace the current green grass of GIS, others say this statement is not true at all, whilst others on the other hand, choose not to have an opinion on this subject at all.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Mention should also go to democratically voted Man of the Match Verun ‘man of the match’ Narula, mentioned earlier in a paintball-related incident, who put on a sterling match-winning performance covering for central defenders B Bradley and A Chan, and also provided moral and further covering support for ‘power surging runs upfield’ Maxwell in some cases.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Further mention should also go to the highly successful strike partnership of BrianTan and the aforementioned M Rust, whose chemistry of a footballing-nature was a sight to behold that indeed possibly all three of your editors did indeed stop all their current activities at that time, that included defending, and call of duty 4, just to behold the sight that was the chemistry of BrianTan and M Rust on that successful afternoon. No doubt credit must also go to BrianTan’s chemistry teacher of year 12 and 13 who arguably had a part to play in such an exquisite football relationship.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Even more further mention and accolades must also go to the plucky opposition team who gave a well-respected performance, and we must say that all involved on our side thoroughly enjoyed that afternoon. No doubt the cardiovascular benefits of such an afternoon will reap even greater rewards in the coming future for all involved...<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><a name="newyearseve">New Year’s Eve</a></span><br />Spent partly by co-editor 1 at the Mandarin Oriental amidst the welcome company of several well-respected members of our post-sixth form generation, however we agree with the calls of a spirit-related nature by whatwouldzimdo.blogspot.com, which would have possibly improved the evening even more so.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Apparently only one taxi is allowed to drive to the lobby of the Mandarin Oriental every two hours, and also apparently the current value of a small bottle of tiger is RM40. Therefore we would advise against spending money on such items for the time being until macroeconomic deflation occurs.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Co-editor 2 opted for the relatively cheaper depths of Souled Out, Hartamas, amidst the company of a certain M Rust, ChrisHo, and de Regt, amongst others. A certain knight was also rumoured to have made an appearance, much to the unwarranted yet exhilarated violently emotional reaction of ChrisHo.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUWNOWkrbtq3ZSxZ74jgmFEo7jp-uihEKALr-TRtR9o8tmBVpG0Ie4CgUpiJtMOXaqiraRSjv4EQYkOfeervEvY5Zi9dZ0CMiaoq_wIuqvTaDLEpw7Na7oCgFYwQ1ntSNMjotgQ/s1600-h/newyearseve.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUWNOWkrbtq3ZSxZ74jgmFEo7jp-uihEKALr-TRtR9o8tmBVpG0Ie4CgUpiJtMOXaqiraRSjv4EQYkOfeervEvY5Zi9dZ0CMiaoq_wIuqvTaDLEpw7Na7oCgFYwQ1ntSNMjotgQ/s400/newyearseve.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070186671998258" border="0" /></a> </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Greater analysis is currently ongoing of the facial posture expressed by blue shirt wearing well-respected individual in top right corner, and of the symmetrical pattern appearing on the bottomost shirt of the well-respected individual with a cheery expression on his face, the glaring fire hazard in the middle, and also of the fist held aloft by far-most right well-respected individual which we believe is not in accordance with general martial art practices</span><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Co-editor Chew whereabouts were reported to be of a family-related nature.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="gokartracing">Go-Kart Racing</a></span><br />One fine Friday morning, several people (including Co-editor 2) happened to meet at 69 Jalan TR9/6, all with the similar intentions of going to Extreme Park Sunway for a Go-Karting session. Once the relevant transportation options had been arranged and Maxwell woken up and ready a brief stop was made at the local 7/11 store to buy drinks of an energising nature. It was predicted that such an event would pass without any inconvenience but once back in the car a certain ChrisHo noticed an irregularity within his bottle of 100PLUS, the contents of his bottle had seemingly began to solidify into misty white-ish particles that remained suspended in the liquid. Immediate outrage was declared by ChrisHO followed by a refusal to drink the 100Plus and then an immediate confirmation of him never purchasing 100Plus from this particular 7/11 ever again.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">All problems aside, the journey continued towards Extreme Park, Sunway without any incidents of note (Driven expertly by Adriaan DeRegt of course). Upon reaching the destination it was found the majority of extreme park had been turned into a quarrying site with the means of possible re-development in the future, leaving a relatively small area of land for the Go-Karting track to go. A general disappointment was to be had with regards to the current state of the track and a quick decision was made that it was not worth the RM65 for 20 mins on a track of this nature. Brainstorming of possible replacement tracks commenced and it was decided upon the “Track next to the highway going to the airport”. Following the ever reliable directions of ChrisHo a path was etched towards said track. After 45 minutes, spending RM16.40 on various Toll PLAZA’s, visiting PutraJaya, ending up back at Extreme Park and making an estimated 16.5 ‘U’ turns we finally condescended upon the unnamed track.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The races were rather eventful with many spins, crashes, broken arms/legs, snapped accelerator cables, and overtaking manoeuvres. These following videos and photos will hopefully depict the events with enough vigour to satisfy your ever important needs.</p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpRB9sYNYkHRawk83-ZbtojdOtSQd0D_FUruDfebC1JwibkhwkC6-u8MV6tjkbFBXDZ_ybubx4DxYwH1cnaDrSZoAv4J1G_7DUXbo46Ofbbgd2Ah6pFT8VxS0iSJ3F1stw1-0XBg/s1600-h/gokarting_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpRB9sYNYkHRawk83-ZbtojdOtSQd0D_FUruDfebC1JwibkhwkC6-u8MV6tjkbFBXDZ_ybubx4DxYwH1cnaDrSZoAv4J1G_7DUXbo46Ofbbgd2Ah6pFT8VxS0iSJ3F1stw1-0XBg/s400/gokarting_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070818032190802" border="0" /></a> </p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Chris Ho there, demonstrating what appears to be a force 10newtons strong tae-kwan-do forward horizontal arm thrust with the aim of propelling himself forward in the general direction of the photographer, bypassing bystander Wouter De Regt on his left on the way, having already taken into account of the possibility of colliding with the stationary object that is the petrol tank directly in his path that could self combust and explode at any time</span><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kDN9lnyM6E&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kDN9lnyM6E&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Some of the speeds seen in this video were reportedly rumoured to be well in excess of 160 kph<br /><br /></span></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6sqM0Rejzx3LKRivYYOkADTEsEMLB_Gazfrsi9PQmWZJPe9I703WF6_tpT2MWnp22UM634NnM-jIFOoQBFHo5tjPKxapXCkK4bO_4xuMZLk68WTJlIMhW0rlbiHK56ViWh0VmbA/s1600-h/gokarting_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6sqM0Rejzx3LKRivYYOkADTEsEMLB_Gazfrsi9PQmWZJPe9I703WF6_tpT2MWnp22UM634NnM-jIFOoQBFHo5tjPKxapXCkK4bO_4xuMZLk68WTJlIMhW0rlbiHK56ViWh0VmbA/s400/gokarting_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153070186671998242" border="0" /></a> </p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">logical final result</span><br /></div><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">p.s. The videos were filmed by Co-Editor 2 as he was unable to take part in the last 10 minutes due to possible illness.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><a name="future">The future</a></span><br />Thomas Maxwell is set to return to the plains of UAE, Norwich, East Anglia, England, where the experience so far has been reportedly highly enjoyable.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ben Bradley is set to return to Durham University set in the snow covered masses of Durham, England, of which the experience thus far has been equally as highly enjoyable as the first aforementioned prediction. Photos to follow in due course.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Clement Chew on the other hand, in direct contrast to the two situations above, is set to return to the University of Manchester in rain-swept western-reaches of Manchester, England, where much enjoyment has also been had, he also has taken up Wing-Tsun Kung Fu, and thus is capable of killing.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">And now for a highly irregular unpredictable feature of our reports, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Song Of The Day</span>, in which we list songs, of the day. </p> <ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><li>Bradley: David Sylvian - <span style="font-style: italic;">For The Love of Life</span><br /></li><li>Chew: Nothing at this exact moment in time<br /></li><li>Maxwell: Oasis - <span style="font-style: italic;">Guess God Thinks I’m Abel</span><br /></li></ul><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >THIS JUST IN</span>: reports have come in of a rumoured planned excursion tomorrow into gis by several blog editors, possibly including the three who pen this blog amongst others. Will update as more news comes in, including – a light fracas incident with security, and whether the predictions listed below are to come true:<br /></p><ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><li>Large bowls for sinks in the sixth form toilets<br /></li><li>Possibly a NEW sixth form common room, with straight orange seat backs and a stone pathway leading into the entrance doors<br /></li><li>Possibly a RELOCATED head of sixth form office?<br /></li><li>New water fountains all with cold water, completely free of iron oxide<br /></li><li>Refurbished science labs</li><li>A new Principal<br /></li><li>A plaque recognising the contribution to general sixth form life by certain individuals located on the eastern-most wall of the sixth floor of the arts block and also an identical copy located facing directly upwards in the north corridor of the third floor<br /></li></ul><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AND ALSO,</span> has the mysteriously-intentioned <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">Wall of Hands of GIS2007</span> been destroyed, or are these simply speculative rumours?<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">All content to be confirmed after tonight, come our next update.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-42885950731076235782007-11-30T19:29:00.000+08:002007-11-30T19:31:28.099+08:00Benny LavaWhile we're waiting for our editors to get to work, please enjoy this latest work of art from YouTube. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />You WILL NOT be disappointed. To be honest, we haven't laughed out loud at something from the net for a substantial period of time, and we are pleased to finally announce the breaking of this laughless vigil.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-75122263630376125242007-11-08T07:44:00.000+08:002007-11-08T07:45:52.468+08:00Blog Cast 5After much ado, this unimpressive Blog Cast has surfaced. Introduction after a long break and summary of what's to come ahead.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlZPWL-MOU0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlZPWL-MOU0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Stay safe.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-77801098303843258562007-11-07T18:22:00.000+08:002007-11-07T18:24:24.738+08:00Blog Cast 4We apologise for the lateness of this cast, but of course there are some people who missed it, as they were in a rather lethargic state and didn't bother to scroll down, or were simply just not interested. Kit Perry and Iskandar have a trivial pillow fight in the common room, and Kit also manages to scrounge Ben Teo's footwear.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XhW_0rOsupM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XhW_0rOsupM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Stay safe.Clemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02901240133846275311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34398918.post-52925709461903400962007-10-23T22:37:00.000+08:002007-10-24T07:15:28.028+08:00WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS POST, ANSWER TO FOLLOW SHORTLYAfter a brief break, we are humbly proud to proclaim to the approximately three, people that read this blog, that GISEYE is now back, with a renewed vigour for further mildly pleasing literal and visual narrations.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 403px; height: 302px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/mildlypleasing.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Of a mildly-pleasing nature<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;">Thus, having run out of ideas as to how to write, we borrow from the gallant Lee Weng Yew's literary style, with this next piece.<br /></div></div> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p> </o:p><br />So how have we been spending our time since the last post? Well unexpectedly having forgotten much of what has taken place since the last post, we have attempted to recollect small pieces of memories of the last few months over the brief break that we undertook.<span style=""> </span>In numerical chronological order:<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">1. A Level examinations revision<br />2. Easter Holidays (fourteen days)<br />3. A Level examinations partaking<br />4. Scaling one of the highest mountains in the world, Mt Kinabalu Laban Rata, along with fellow currently known bloggers, Matthew Six, Ten Rust, Kit Perry, Lee Weng Yew, and Edwin Loo, and possibly Andrei Popescu to name a few. (however unfortunately not the humble Clement Chew).<br />5. Being both highly positively invigorated and disappointed by Transformers: The Movie, which was both an utter waste of time and a glorious visual feast for all ages that ought not to be missed by anyone of any age.<br />6. Final days of school<br />7. Listening to Johan Abdul Rahman's Band<br />8. Computer game networking and the agonising wait for new laptops<br />9. Reading books<br />10. Visiting Langkawi<br />11. A Level results<br />12. Summer<br />13. Future</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>The Tenements of Revision</b></span><br />We must collectively say that we all thoroughly enjoyed our A Level examinations revision that indeed a few days ago a few of us possibly actually did partake in some further A Level revision, after our exams had been taken purely to bring back brilliant memories of our A Level learning experiences.<o:p><br /></o:p><br />Indeed, such was the heightened levels of enjoyment of our A Levels revision, we recommend to any of the aspiring current A and AS Level students who read this, to start your revision early, the recommended time being before the Easter Holidays, so as to maximise revision enjoyment purposes.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><b><span style="font-size:130%;">A Level Examinations partaking</span><o:p></o:p></b><br /><o:p></o:p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>KINABALU</b></span><br />Along with a cohort of fellow year 13s who are named in alphabetical order from here on: Lee Weng Yew, Matthew Sixten Rust, Kit Perry, Woo Yi Xuan, Jean Kee, Wei Jean, Sun, Christopher Ho. Also present were former year 12s who we believe are now possiblu the current year 13s: Andrei Popescu, Dana Moult, Edwin Loo, Raymond, Julian, Ke Ni, amongst others. Late additions to the trip were a collection of respected teachers as well.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">On July 1 we departed for Mt Kinabalu from the LCCT KLIA which was later to be the source of much visual glory a couple of weeks later. Upon arriving in KK and after some time had passed we proceeded with much aplomb up the mountain, Maxwell and Bradley making a late desperate surge to the Laban Rata guesthouse to arrive joint forth respectively, to await the arrival of the rest an hour later.</p> <div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 402px; height: 301px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/kinabalu1.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Visually arousing<br /></span></div><br />After awakening at somewhere around 3am and after some time had passed it was reported that we had reached the summit of the possibly highest mountain in asia and then under the mysterious unproclaimed leadership of a matthew rust; maxwell, perry, lee, woo, and bradley then proceeded to proceed in a general downwards direction from the summit of the mountain.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 390px; height: 292px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/kinabalu3.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(from R-L) A Highly Respected Member of the General Public, Thomas ‘Hat Maxwell, Woo ‘London’ Yi Xuan, Kit ‘In Front’ Perry, Ben ‘Highest Point Vertically’ Bradley, Matthew ‘Second from Left’ Rust, Lee ‘Excellent Oral Hygiene’ Weng Yew<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"></div></div>Once the descent to Laban Rata was completed, a brief rest was taken by those who were first down. Surprisingly, those who were first to reach the summit were coincidentally first to reach Laban Rata. After a rather satisfying breakfast it was decided that the group of year 13’s should depart for the base camp. After several minutes had passed Lee Weng Yew, Maxwell and Bradley decided the pace was not to their liking and at a pace of approximately “insertnumberhere” mph a quicker descent was initiated amidst complaints from Yew arguing the fact that his legs were somewhat shorter than his companions.<br /><br />ooner rather than later, Yew was left behind by the longer legged Maxwell and Bradley who were seemingly on a ‘blinker led’ mission to the bottom. ALTHOUGH suddenly Matthew Rust came bounding down behind us at a speed around 14% faster than ours. A race then ensued, keeping drinks and rests to a minimal 0 stops the downward descent of the mountain was completed in a GISEYE record time of 2hrs.30mins. Commendations are due to Matthew Rust, Ben Bradley and Thomas Maxwell, words must also be spared to Dana Moult, Kit Perry, Andrei Popescu and Lee Weng Yew who seeming fell down the mountain about 30 min later.<br /><br />After a brief rest a multi personnel bus transported the group to KK where an amazing hotel was discovered complete with swimming pool. Food was a taste sensation (when it came, obviously the arrival of 30+ people was a shock to the kitchen who seemed to only be employing one chef), certificates handed out to those successful and those not so successful and a general sense of merriment was experienced by all in attendance.<br /><br />Night quickly turned into day and we boarded the airplane, YX was continually disturbed by the window and the long legged people sitting next to him, much to his disgust.<p class="MsoNoSpacing"></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p>Arrival back in KL occurred without much disturbance.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">and the journey back to the five star hotel in KK which was luxury at its finest, also narrations of the plane journeys and possibly near violent commotions at the airports that preceeded and followed such journeys. Or read Matt Rust's blog because that might have an account.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Can we also just say that <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" ></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">The Duke of Edinburgh's Award is to be universally recognised and widely adopted as the best programme for the personal development of young people and that The Duke of Edinburgh's Award is committed to providing for young people an enjoyable, challenging and rewarding programme of personal development, which is of the highest quality and the widest reach, and The Award is widely recognised by employers and people involved in education. Some of the benefits to young people include developing self-confidence and self-reliance; gaining a sense of achievement and a sense of responsibility; discovering new skills, interests and talents and developing leadership skills and abilities. They can also discover exciting opportunities; make new friends; experience teamwork, problem-solving and decision-making; increase their motivation; enhance their self-esteem and develop their communication skills.</span></span><span style=""><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span>Also, it was without doubt one of the major highlights of our sixth form, if not, secondary school, experience. <o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>Transformers: the movie</b></span><br />Opinions on the movie are split.</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">YX – GG Movie, damn good la!.<br />Bradley – Hmm..quite shit tobehonest.<br />Maxwell – Agreed with YX.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">A mixture or other opinions across Year 13 ranging from a cum, to a shit fest.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>Final days of school</b></span><br />Violent common room commotion near death experiences and some Fariq other-people's-bag-relocation-services provided by the said person, one of the near dozens that were also partaking in such a calorie-burning activity to the benefit of health.<br /><o:p></o:p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>Johan Abdul Rahman's band featuring Clement Chew</b></span><br /><span style="">*For letting us watch him, and the other members of his band project, perform to great personal satisfaction for certain members of the population of Malaysia, recently.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Held in the dark, damp, groaning posh restaurants of Heritage Row, of which the name escapes us temporarily, to be confirmed in our next post for the factually-in-need.<span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 406px; height: 307px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/joband1.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Three spotlights on Clement Chew, with an attractive wall piece behind him to further complement his skills of a musical nature</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 403px; height: 300px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/joband2.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(from L-R) A Highly Respected Individual, Johan Abdul Rahman, Jeremy Goh Esquire., Guitarist 1, Guitarist 2, Guitarist 3, Lead Singer, Clement Chew, A Highly Respected Individual<br /><br /></span><o:p> </o:p> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b>Laptops – Yi Xuan turns to violence.</b></span><br />It was decided that a Laptop would be needed for general university activities so Woo, Maxwell and Bradley decided to opt for a Dell Inspiron 1720, 1720 and 1520 respectively (differences are screen sizes 15 and 17 inch). Consequently all laptops were ordered within a few days of each other, thus giving the impression that all should arrive at similar times. This was not to be.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">First to arrive was Ben’s 1520, after slightly less than a week his brand spanking new laptop arrived much to his excitement.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Second was Maxwell with his 1720, after several delays and hold-ups with parts shortages. It arrived almost 15 days after ordering thanks to persistent emailing and complaints about service. General success as everything was in working order.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Third – Yi Xuan Woo, after 3 weeks he was becoming increasingly agitated with sending daily emails and receiving the same reply “Im sorry there is a severe screen shortage”. He contemplated many solutions including:</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">- Changing his order<br />- Cancelling his order<br />- Increase number of complaints to 3 a day<br />- Demand compensation<br />- Do nothing</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Options 3 and 4 were chosen and it turned out that a free 2GB thumb drive was to be given free of charge, much to his happiness. After a slightly longer than expected wait he received his items.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Although that was not the end. He decided to ignore the warnings and software provided by Vista, and proceeded to partition his hard-drive using a downloaded programme. During mid-partition a failure occurred causing the drive to become unrecognisable and well, broken. A complete reformat was needed an after many days, he could finally use his laptop.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Many LAN-Parties have been enjoyed since.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><b style="">THIS NEWS JUST IN – A CHRIS HO HAS ALSO ORDERED AND RECEIVED A DELL INSPIRON 1520 LAPTOP ALTHOUGH IT MUST BE SAID THAT IT IS SLIGHTLY BETTER IN SPECS THAN THE THREE PEOPLE MENTIONED EARLIER<o:p></o:p></b></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><b style=""><span style="font-size:130%;">Langkawi</span><br /></b>*****<br />13 people happened to coincidently meet up at KL LCCT one fine day.<br /></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v111/48/61/515275067/n515275067_838972_7792.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">This cleverly encapsulates 7/13ths of the total</span><br /></div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /><br /><b>Reading books</b><br />Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows nearly spoilt.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><b>Accolades must go to all of the year 13 geography class generation of 2006/7 which was probably the best sixth form geography class we've ever been in.</b><br />Alang Aris, Maevis and Brian* Tan, Clement Chew, Ben Bradley, Thomas Maxwell, Suzen Low*.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:85%;">*Unfortunately due to possible illnesses these two students did not manage to finish A Level Geography</span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Also infinite thanks to the intellectually geographically-inclined <b>Giants</b> that are Mr Dan Moore and Mr Sean McAdam. Can we also say that we’d like to speak to anyone currently doing sixth form geography..</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><b>THIS NEWS JUST IN LATE LAST LAST MONTH - Reported sighting of the Geographical Legend that is Mr Mark Tighe in Kiaramas Home Providing Condominiums Mont Kiara.<o:p></o:p></b></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><b>A Level results</b><br />Research has shown that this year's A Level results were approximately a possible <span style="">96.2% better </span>than last year's results, which we must commend everyone involved on.<span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">We must first take this opportune opportunity to congratulate everyone involved who partook in A Level examinations this year and on their results, and hopefully everyone got into the universities of their choice, and if you didn't then it was greatly unfortunate but it all ought to turn out for the better in the end anyway, as nothing is as bad as it seems possibly, all the best.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Mention must go to the extravagantly humble Lee Weng Yew who was the only member of this generation of year 13s who managed to get into the University of Cambridge, which we believe is a highly respected and historic university deeply steeped in academic history, where several prominent Malaysians have been to, such as various politicians and members of the public on high wages, either on tourism related visits or to study at for the general benefit of all involved.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">In other news, the DT students received their results later than everyone else because of the EDEXCEL examinations board which offers the opportunity to check one's results online.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">So what is to become of the previous and rest of this summer for your humble richly marginal editors? </p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><o:p></o:p><b style="">Contentious bit</b><br /><span style=""></span>Clement 'Chinese' Chew, who will be starting at the University of Manchester soon, is currently operating in the suburbs of Kuala Lumpur, after having hosted many pool_days gahaha both virtually and physically for the enjoyment of those involved and those not possibly. Also, we have heard reports recently that he is now currently operating in the United Kingdom, along with the greatly modest yet celebrated Chun Wai.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Thomas ‘Agri-business’ Maxwell, will be starting at the University of East Anglia soon, he is currently enjoying life in Norwich. Furthermore</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">Ben ‘£29.99 football boots’ Bradley, will be starting at the University of Durham soon, now in England, also.<br /><o:p></o:p><br /><span style="font-size:9;">THIS JUST IN</span><br />Clement Chew is <b style="">now</b> at the University of Manchester, Thomas Maxwell is at the University of East Anglia, and Ben Bradley is at the University of Durham.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNoSpacing">We sincerely apologise to all involved both internally and externally for the possible time-based discrepancies in the above text, as parts of it were written more than a month ago, and others, today. And on that note, we’d like to try and end with the compliments* to a certain Johan Abdul Rahman Esq. Who we believe is currently involved in a project of some sorts, more information on this as it comes in, or you could just read Matt Rust’s blog..</p> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 389px; height: 518px;" src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/giseye/joband3.jpg" /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0