A Debate Between Sino-Chinese Entity And Middle Ethnic Pupilage

An exploration of cultural relations between contrasting entities. Covering the initial dispute, synergistic solution formulation, and resulting rectification of a matter. With references to legislature enforcement, genealogical ties, and the economics of exchange. Broadly encompassed in the theme of core periphery. An audio transcription of the following discourse is available as follows if one so wishes.

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Now calling ah, ah really…

Record beh, record weh, got pick up phone ah?

Harlo?

Hallo!

Yah?

Eh you fucking cibai¹ who call this number ah 91403054?

I never call you leh

You fuck ah today you call how many time? About six time you know!

Now ah?

Ah now then when your father call ah?

Okay okay I see I see later I wanna check…

Fuck you…you stay where? You stay where? Tell me you stay where? You working where?

Tell you stay for what hah? Lakaninabo cibai bastard!

You mother cibai you fucking eh you fuck you ah…

I know you one hantam you, you fucking cibai you will stay where you tell me I come…

Ok you stay where? You stay where? You stay where you mother cibai you sarang puteh⁴ ha?

You we stay where people? Kaninabo cibai you is stay where?

I snare you ah, snare you, you mother cibai you mother cibai inside kosong one…

You stay where you tell me I now come, I see you, lakaninabo cibai bastard…

Cibai, you bastard ah…

Lakaninabo cibai…

Your mother father bastard ah?

You don’t know ah? Ha? Lakaninabo cibai…

Your mother father all bastard ah? Your mother father bastard ah? You see roti prata⁷ you fucking cibai ah.

You Chinese fuck, you Chinese fuck bastard la you fucking cibai!

I now call police I wanna call.

You tell me stay where?

I tell police your number. I now catch your number I call police. I wanna call your foreman² to come.

For what? I never take the IC, I wan Hi-Card³ I buy for me I never take.

Hai fuck you la your father ask you money buy card ah?

I buy the I-card…

No no no, I wan no report you fucking ah you make sure you come don’t come Singapore anymore as if you fucking bangla another cibai India motherfucker.

Ha? I told you already I want to I want to cancel the number.

Eh why you scold me? Why you scold me? You cancel, cancel your father ah? You scold me?

I said I said I change…

Ah fuck you ah now where you stay?

Ah? You is stay where tell me I come! You is stay where tell me I come!

You sure? You come Punggol⁵ now!

Ha?

Now ah you come Punggol!

Punggol ah? Punggol where?

Punggol! Block 107 now! Now you come!

The new block ah?

Fuck you ah, ask your father all come la!

Ha?

Mother cibai you.

I one man enough, you know don’t talk so much, I one man I, 3 person, 5 person, 10 person, don’t care already.

You come 10 20 men I also don’t scared ah!

Tell you I tell you already uncle I sorry sorry you want to fuck me people for what you tell me?

Of course what you call me I fuck you ah, you call me what?

You tell me, tell me so far you, instead of fucking fucking cibai for what. This one, cannot tell me people you call, talk nicely people, so people understand.

Eh fuck you ah I talk nicely, you call me 6 times I talk to you nicely, hah?

Ha? This number last time use ah my friend. But I don’t know he want to go back already.

AH fuck your friend la! I don’t care your friend, your father, or your mother use, I also don’t care. As long as you don’t call this number. Why you call 6 time?

Okay okay I want to cancel the…

You find you find prostitute ah? You think prostitute use this number? Your friend girl ah?

No la no la…

Ah then why you call call call call call ah?

Noonoo…

You fucking cibai bangala.

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I now I now ah see I want to cancel the this number ok I see.

You fucking make sure you cancel ah, one more time I make sure, one time you call ah I make sure I kill you ah, your whole family all die ah, I tell you ah, I gangster ah I tell you ah…

Don’t worry I never give you IC I buy from this one ok?

Make sure ah?

I keep the fifteen dollar I buy for me one card.

Ok you fucking ah make sure you don’t call ok ah, I see ah…

Okay okay…

One more time you call ah, ah…

Ok I today I want to cancel this number.

Ah, then you must say sorry to me now!

Ok ok I thought solved already I say I keep repeat I sorry already…

I don’t want you talk so much I want you say sorry can already!

Ok ok sorry sorry I want to cancel this number now…

Ah, say very very sorry!

Ok ok, sorry sorry sorry…

Ok ok…

Ok ok ok ok…

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APPENDIX
¹ The term 'cibai' which is repeatedly spoken throughtout the debate depicts a lady's private parts.

² When the Ah Beng refers to a "foreman" sometime in the beginning of the debate, he is speaking derogatively as he assumes that the Bangala possesses a blue-collared job and therefore has a "foreman" who is in charge of his work schedule.

³ A "Hi-card" is the equivalent of a mobile service provider such as "Vodafone" or "O2" as observed in the UK.

⁴ "Sarang puteh" refers to the white headband that Sikhs wrap around their head to protect their hair. Another derogatory term.

⁵ "Punggol" is a housing estate in Singapore particularly renown for its selection of gangs for residential purposes.

⁶ "Block 107" was indeed a new block.

⁷ "Roti Prata" refers to a piece of dough which is thinly whipped over and over again until it forms a delicious item of taste. Primarily produced by the Indian ethnicity residing in Singapore.